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numbtongue: “ So, we’ve managed to eliminate all enemy ships,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:19:04 +0100

“ So, we’ve managed to eliminate all enemy ships, no one on board was injured, and the successful rescue of the Kobayashi Maru crew is under way. Anything else? ”

#the fact that bones doesn’t even bother trying to hide his delight #like jim whatever you did is going to blow up in your face in point five seconds but excuse me for a minute while i SUCK ON THAT STARFLEET #ten bucks says he smacked the back of jim’s head the second they were out of there #”what did you do” #”uh beat the unbeatable test? like a badass? will you - seriously motherfuck ow do no harm bones!” #while bones mutters something about ”dumbest human alive” and ”genius my ass” and drags him to a bar and buys him a drink

benshaws: The Fall + Blue

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:15:00 +0100

benshaws:

The Fall + Blue

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:13:06 +0100

planetvalium: A gathering of pregnant men.

Fri, 17 May 2013 06:37:51 +0100

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 06:28:28 +0100

vintagegal: A Clockwork Orange (1971) “Suddenly, I viddied what...

Fri, 17 May 2013 06:23:21 +0100

vintagegal:

A Clockwork Orange (1971)

“Suddenly, I viddied what I had to do, and what I had wanted to do, and that was to do myself in; to snuff it, to blast off for ever out of this wicked, cruel world. One moment of pain perhaps and, then, sleep for ever, and ever and ever.”

“They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and...

Fri, 10 May 2013 03:51:23 +0100

“They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that’s true.”

subaroosmiles: Vader’s Little Princess

Fri, 10 May 2013 03:48:56 +0100

subaroosmiles:

Vader’s Little Princess

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Fri, 10 May 2013 03:45:18 +0100

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Fri, 10 May 2013 03:44:33 +0100

rpgmaker: thatbatterisaspy: hairandbeardkommando: punks not...

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:19:00 +0100

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

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Thu, 09 May 2013 19:18:36 +0100

thebluthcompany: lesserjoke: Meet the Beardlsey family, who...

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:18:33 +0100

The Beardsley Family collectively goes as Tobias Fünke for Halloween.

Gay marriage pirate and hair-plugs.

Never-nude blue man.

Frightened inmate #2 / Dorothy.

Diamond cream.

Tobias, you blowhard!

thebluthcompany:

lesserjoke:

Meet the Beardlsey family, who decided to dress up as Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development this past Halloween. Yes — all of them. Mother Autumn (Mrs. Featherbottom) explains:

A lot of people have asked how we got our kids to do it. I don’t really know why they do it, they just do. Like I said, the show is part of our family, and has taught us that family is the most important thing (unless of course you mean of the things we eat, in which case it’s breakfast).

More pictures at the link!

http://autumnandbarrett.blogspot.com/2012/11/getting-funke-on-halloween.html

BEST.FAMILY.EVER

fuckyeahladymaryseyebrows: @themarycrawleyshow asked for Mary...

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:04:13 +0100

fuckyeahladymaryseyebrows:

@themarycrawleyshow asked for Mary Crawley + Sass

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Thu, 09 May 2013 19:01:57 +0100

"On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have..."

Wed, 01 May 2013 19:44:36 +0100

“On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence.”

- Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via andotherdoublemeanings)
Amen

jetwolf: seananmcguire: soloontherocks: 221cbakerstreet: ins...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 07:49:00 +0100

jetwolf:

seananmcguire:

soloontherocks:

221cbakerstreet:

insomniac—thoughts:

pleatedjeans:

via

Parenting: you’re doing it right.

oh my god that’s a perfect evil plan

suddenly I am completely comfortable leaving the fate of the country in the hands of someone who is clearly an evil genius

That…that’s BRILLIANT.

That is insidious and amazing and I think I may be in love.

Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 07:48:22 +0100

Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works

♡ 2 0 0 3 ♡ten years later and you still know all the words....

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 07:46:54 +0100

♡ 2 0 0 3 ♡
ten years later and you still know all the words.

01. lose yourself - eminem // 02. bump, bump, bump - b2k & p. diddy // 03. in da club - 50 cent // 04. get busy - sean paul // 05. crazy in love (feat. jay-z) - beyonce // 06. shake ya tailfeather - murphy lee, nelly, & p. diddy // 07. stand up (feat. shawnna) - ludacris // 08. hey ya! - outkast // 09. magic stick (feat. 50 cent) - lil’ kim // 010. get low (feat. ying yang twins ) - lil’ jon & the east side boyz // 011. milkshake - kelis // 012. work it - missy elliott // 013. never leave you (oh-ooh) - lumidee // 014. right thurr - chingy // 015. where is the love? - black eyed peas // 016. suga suga (feat. frankie j) - baby bash // 017. fighter - christina aguilera // 018. 03’ bonnie & cylde (feat. beyonce) - jay-z // 019. cry me a river - justin timberlake // 020. underneath it all - no doubt // 021. frontin’ (feat. jay-z) - pharrell // 022. can’t hold us down (feat. lil’ lim) - christina aguilera // 023. me against the music (feat. madonna) - britney spears // 024. excuse me miss (feat. pharrell) - jay-z // 025. rock wit u (aww baby) - ashanti // 026. the way you move (feat. sleepy brown) - outkast // 027. the jump off (feat. mr. cheeks) - lil’ kim // 028. ignition (remix) - r. kelly // 029. gossip folk (feat. ludacris) - missy elliott // 030. scandalous - mis-teeq

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 07:46:36 +0100